Why do I have such a problem controlling myself around stickers?

I’m obsessed with them. I want to own them all. I can’t just buy one or two when I travel, I have to buy a handful in every store I walk in. And every time I see the cutest sticker I have ever seen, there is an even cuter one two feet away.

I have sticker frenzy.

I am right now five minutes away from purchasing every single sticker on the OctoNation website. You KNOW how much I love elephants and octopuses. My fave creatures on the planet.

OctoNation has so many cute products that help spread knowledge and awareness of the fact that octopus are smart, sentient, playful, sweet, loving creatures. I will never achieve total happiness until I dive with one, play with one, and feel those little suckers on my hands and arms.

Secret: That is why I re-applied for my PADI-cert. I am going to dive with an octopus in 2022. More on that.

No, don’t even try it, bitches and bastards. OctoNation is not an affiliate of mine, and I’m not getting paid if you log onto the website. Sheesh, when did you get so jaded? It’s just that I’m sitting here ready to buy about twenty stickers, and I thought I’d share the website with you.

I have nowhere to put these stickers. I don’t decorate my laptop, and my Hydroflask has no more space. But I don’t care. I want them. All.

Enjoy your weekend.