(*Let me just say that of course I support whatever tactics any woman utilizes that makes her feel beautiful. I judge no one. After all, I don’t want anyone judging me for getting highlights, or a spray tan. That being said, please read on)…
Who is telling women who get Botox and extreme face lifts that they look good?
One night when I was at work, a tall emaciated blonde on the arm of a dark-haired older man walked past me, and I couldn’t help but feel enormously sorry for her. This is amusing considering the fact that not only was she wealthy, but obviously the whole point of her frozen monkey-like countenance was to show everyone in the room that she (or I guess he) could afford the plastic surgery. She couldn’t possibly have thought she looked good. And she was so young.
Who is telling these women with frozen misshapen faces and blowfish lips that they look good? Social media? Rich men? The plastic surgeons? They all have to stop lying to these poor women.
Other questions I have:
Why do all sweaters cost $300? They’re not even cashmere. Even high-quality sweaters used to cost, like, $79.99. Every single sweater I like costs $300. That’s a car payment. Have I missed something?
Why does the media so badly want me to eat an avocado a day, and also get the Shingles vaccine? What’s in it for them? If my health was a priority to conglomerates, supermarkets wouldn’t still sell sliced salami.
How can Supercuts advertise and brag about the fact that they have “no waits”? I have dozens of stories of my twins’ meltdowns while waiting for their turns at Supercuts. The only thing that kept them in control was the promise of going next door for pizza and Gamestop.
I guess that’s it for now.