I’ve been thinking a lot about my future pen name- you know, like Theodore Geisel had “Dr. Seuss.” Stephen King used “Richard Bachman.” Mary Anne Evans used “George Eliot.” So I typed some personal information into a pen name database. It asked me questions about my personality, likes and dislikes, various moods and temperaments.

Here were the possibilities for my future nom de plume:

M.D. Eviscerating-Satire

Oves MaBlood

M.D. Satire-Blackoves

Marti O. Threat

Maree Piss Ant

Let me know which one you like. They all have such…potential.