Think this one is bad? Wait until tomorrow. Told you, I have a week.

Deck the Roads

Deck the streets with all road closures

Fa la la la la la la la la

‘Tis not the season for locals, no sir

Fa la la la la la la la la

Make a left NO make a right

Fa la la la la la la la la

Driving straight is our plight

Fa la la la la la la la la

See the “Road Closed” sign a’blocking

Fa la la la la la la la la

The one door I need to go a-knocking

Fa la la la la la la la la

Make a left to get around

Fa la la la la la la la la

Around the block the traffic’s wound

Fa la la la la la la la la

This roadwork will continue on

Fa la la la la la la la la

Till Mother’s Day is close upon

Fa la la la la la la la la

Then the tourists will return

Fa la la la la la la la la

And for quiet streets they will yearn.

FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA!