Vanity plates are so….vain. And while I myself AM vain, I see no need to broadcast my vanity to cars idling in back of me. So when my lease ended on my Audi, and my new plates arrived, I knew immediately what I was in for.
My plate spelled out “SRF.” Clearly indicating someone who loves to surf, someone who loves the beach, someone who loves the water above all else. Right? If you’re going to pay money for an acronym to be spelled out on your license plate, it should spell out something that you adore above all else.
Right? Like: DOGZ. NYCTY. CHEEZ. Or HRVRD.
(At this point in time, I can’t imagine ANYONE bragging about attending Harvard. What an embarrassing institution).
Anyhoo, the SRF is NOT the topography I adore above all else. MNTS, maybe. Or DSRT. But not SRF.
Here’s a smattering of what I have gotten so far:
Wawa Attendant: “Like to surf?” Me: No.
Guy next to me in hotel parking lot: “You from Surf City?” Me: No.
Guy pumping gas next to me at a Sheetz: “I guess you like the water, har har.” Me: Not really. Har har.
Just recently a new acquaintance at a tailgate: “Surf’s up,” then he did that hang ten hand gesture. Me: “What does that mean?”
Oh, let it end.
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