Mother Nature on Labor Day Monday: Sitting on her golden throne in a long, white, gossamer dress and flowered crown, looking down on New Jersey and smiling at beachgoers and family barbeques. Enjoying the cavorting of children as they played and laughed, holding her tummy (of course Mother Nature has a small gut, as she enjoys the finer things in life) in laughter as people drank, laughed and ate in the beautiful late summer weather. Her eyes misted over as she watched families enjoy the older generation, knowing it might be their last summer, and she gazed with rapt attention at the going back to school activities. She breathed a sigh of satisfaction at the joy she brought to New Jersey on the last official day of summer.
Mother Nature on Tuesday morning, turning off her Summer Weather Switch: Fuck these people.
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