My love for fall and all that it implies is well-documented. But the clothing transition always takes me by surprise. After six months of sundresses and sandals, what does one do?
Like, what do I cover my arms with? My legs? What do I put on my feet? When I dress for 45 degrees in the morning, what do I do when the temperature surges to 70 degrees by afternoon? Do I wear layers? And if so, what constitutes layers? Tank top on bottom, collared shirt in middle, sweater on top?
Or do I keep clothes in my car? Maybe go home and do a complete change? Or just not go out at all until the weather is consistent with my wardrobe?
Shoes confound me. When is the first official day that is appropriate to wear my boots? And how do I wear them? With tights? And where are my tights? Just where in the hell are they?
My current conundrum is whether it’s appropriate to light my fall candles if I still have a summer scent I need to burn down. Can I start brewing pumpkin spice in my Keurig? Should I change to my musky fall scented perfume? Should I get lowlights? Get my toenails painted cabernet? Is it time to start throwing soups in the slow cooker? Should I shop for mums and corn stalks? Is it too early to rent “The Exorcist”?
I need all these questions answered.
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