My brain is tired, give me a break this week, I beg you. Tomorrow I will talk about holiday desserts, but for now, here are some things I texted myself this week:
Barbie houses are still cool, I don’t care how feminists try to demonize Barbie and the color pink. What’s so wrong about looking hot and wearing pink? The Pink Panther does it.
Why don’t Legos have price tags on them? Why hide the price on the wire shelf, like we don’t know plastic bricks cost 29.99?
Why would an orthodontist need a truck with his logo on it? Is he making house calls?
When you talk on a cell phone in public, really loudly, knowing people hate you for it, do you take pleasure in that hatred? Is it a free will thing? Or were you dropped on your head as a baby?
Why does a Christmas cookie with morning coffee seem so indulgent before Christmas, but so nefarious after?
$20 gift idea for a sister, mom, aunt or GF: the winter issue of Bella Grace magazine. Bella Grace is more like a photography book than a magazine, and it’s the perfect reading material for her to curl up with, along with a blanket and a cup of tea. Oh, and I have an article in there on page 106.
‘Tis the season to be self-serving, fa la la la la, la la la la.