I’d like to share my lasagna recipe with you today. This is a very special recipe, one that requires time and patience. Good luck.
Step 1: Crave lasagna.
Step 2: Buy lasagna noodles and place in pantry.
Step 3: Forget about them.
Step 4: Crave lasagna. Wish you had lasagna noodles.
Step 5: Buy another box of lasagna noodles and place in pantry next to first box.
Step 6: Boil water.
Step 7: Place first box of noodles in hot water.
Step 8: Reach in refrigerator for cheeses, and realize you don’t have any cheeses.
Step 9: Realize you’re too busy to go to the store again.
Step 10: Dispose of cooked noodles.
Step 11: Buy ricotta cheese on the way home from work.
Step 12: Get home and realize you forgot mozzarella.
Step 13: Rue the day you were born.
Step 14: Grab mozzarella on the way home from work.
Step 15: Get home and realize you have no sauce.
Step 16: Grab sauce on the way home from work.
Step 17: Assemble all ingredients, but cannot find the mozzarella.
Step 18: Realize your sons used the mozzarella to make midnight nachos.
Step 19: Order lasagna from the local Italian eatery.
Step 20. Enjoy.